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Tuesday, 3 November 2015

Rick Ross Calls Off Engagement To Popular Video Vixen - Lira Galore After A Big Fight

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Lira Galore And Rick Ross Break Up

What’s been speculated for weeks has been confirmed; Lira Galore and Rick Ross have broken up.

According to TMZ, the twosome had a “major blowout” and Lira moved her stuff out of Ross’ Georgia mansion. They also report that Lira will have to eventually return her $350,000 engagement ring.

Thursday, 15 October 2015

Liverpool To Sign £15m-Rated Nigerian Ronaldo

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Reports say Nigeria’s Moses Simon may be on his way to Liverpool FC following his spectacular performances for club and country in recent weeks.

Simon, who has been dubbed as the ‘Nigerian Ronaldo’, has been on the Anfield side’s radar, but would cost them a huge amount of money, according to HLN.

90mins.com affirmed that the 20-year-old Nigerian star, who scored the second goal as Sunday Oliseh’s Super Eagles (his fourth national team appearance) humiliated Cameroon 3-0 in Belgium recently, for Belgian Pro League for KAA Gent.

Obama To Seen 300 American Soldiers to Cameroon To Tackle Boko Haram Insurgency Email

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President Barack Obama on Wednesday said he has given a directive that 300 troops should be deployed to Cameroon to work with West African soldiers in efforts to fight Boko Haram. New York Times reports that the announcement was made via a letter to congress, and confirms that troops will provide “intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance” in the region. Also, White House press secretary, Josh Earnest, said that the troops would be armed for their protection but that they would not engage in combat. The report further states that an advance force of about 90 military personnel had begun deploying to Cameroon


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GRAMMY AWARD WINNER, RAPHAEL SAADIQ JOINS MAXWELL TO PERFORM AT BET EXPERIENCE AFRICA THIS DECEMBER

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International R&B and soul artist, grammy award winner, songwriter, musician and record producer, Raphael Saadiq will join R&B sensation Maxwell this December for the BET Experience Africa. Saadiq, appearing for the first time ever in Africa, will perform during the gala concert at the BET Experience Africa, a spectacular global celebration of urban culture, music and lifestyle, from entertainment channel BET.

The inaugural BET Experience Africa takes place at the Ticketpro Dome, Johannesburg, South Africa on Saturday 12 December 2015. Further performers will be announced shortly.

Saadiq is a multi-talented musician with eleven GRAMMY nominations to his name plus a BET Award nomination and Soul Train Award. Over the past two decades Saadiq, who also plays bass, mellotron, keys, guitar, percussion and drums, has worked behind the scenes as a celebrated producer, collaborator and sideman for big-time acts like John Legend, Stevie Wonder, Mary J. Blige, Snoop Dog, Whitney Houston and Elton John – to mention just a few.

BET Experience Africa provides the perfect kick off to the summer season, taking over the Ticketpro Dome for a non-stop, jam-packed entertainment fest, bringing together lovers of urban culture and music. Wowing visitors all day long, the BET Experience Africa will showcase great food, fashion, music, comedy, dance, sport and much, much more.

Inspiring, immersive and hugely entertaining, BET Experience Africa will feature stunning live performance on a central Sound Stage, while stand-up routines from comedy stars will keep the audience laughing. Watch top celebrities battle each other for sporting supremacy the fun-packed Celebrity Basketball Game. Fashionistas will revel in the Fashion & Beauty catwalk, while checking out the hottest trends on the Sneaker scene. For inspiration, attend one of BET’s informative and instructive Genius Talks, curated by experts and opinion formers in various fields.

After a day of enthralling action and entertainment, it’s time to head to the BET Experience Concert featuring Maxwell, Raphael Saadiq and other international and African artists.

Book now to celebrate the many rich and varied faces of the urban lifestyle experience all under one roof. Tickets for the BET Experience Africa are on sale now at www.ticketpro.co.za. Ticket prices (which include access to the sound stage and other lifestyle activities, plus the concert in the evening) range from R750 on the mezzanine level to R1150 (floor standing), R1250 (floor bleachers) and Golden Circle at R1500.

For more information on the BET Experience Africa, please visit www.betafrica.tv, like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/BETinAfrica or join the conversation about the channel on Twitter and Instagram @BET_Africa using the hashtag #BETXAfrica.


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Saturday, 10 October 2015

Drake & Serena Williams Breakup After A Month Of Intense Romance

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While Drake and Serena have never come out and officially announced their coupledom, the connection between the two has been pretty undeniable over the last few months. The couple has been caught kissing on camera and frequently spotted together everywhere from London to LA.

After engagement rumors between the two hit the internet, Drake’s camp had to shut down claims that he had bought a rock for the tennis diva after only a few months of dating.

Now, Serena’s team is coming out to say that not only are they not engaged, but the two aren’t even dating at all. As a source close to the duo shared with E!News:

“They are friends and nothing more,” the source said.

Damn, NOTHING more?? We figured they weren’t quite serious enough for an engagement yet…but from the sound of this statement, these two may be done chopping each other down altogether…at least for the moment.


So…does this mean Drake is on his way back into the VIP section of Houston strip clubs Marvin’s Room??

Friday, 9 October 2015

Taylor Swift Covers GQ And Announces Hiatus From Music!

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She’s been on pretty much every magazine cover in the world by now, except GQ. But Taylor Swift is changing all of that with the November 2015 issue of the men’s magazine.

Writer Chuck Klosterman interviewed the “I Knew You Were Trouble” songstress for the spread and it sounds like he was pretty impressed- “If you don’t take Swift seriously, you don’t take contemporary music seriously...There’s simply no antecedent for this kind of career: a cross-genre, youth-oriented, critically acclaimed colossus based entirely on the intuitive songwriting merits of a single female artist. It’s as if mid-period Garth Brooks was also early Liz Phair, minus the hat and the swearing. As a phenomenon, it’s absolutely new.”


Meanwhile, Taylor told Britain’s NME magazine that she’ll step away from music once her current tour wraps in Australia this December- "I think I should take some time off. People might need a break from me. I'm going to hang out with friends. Write new music. Maybe not write new music. I don't know."

Credit :  Michael Thompson/GQ

Thursday, 8 October 2015

Drake’s Ex-girlfriend, Bria Myles Shows Off Her Nude {18+}

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Bria who once dated rap star Drake, and is regarded as one of his first video girlfriends, strips down totally and shows off her birthday suit including her se.y ass.

Hip Hop video vixen Bria Myles has released a couple of bunch photos.
Bria who once dated rap star Drake, and is regarded as one of his first video girlfriends, strips down totally and shows off her birthday suit including her se.xy ass.

Her butt was used as a canvas by an artiste known as All Seeing Eye.

Kim Kardashian Lost Her Virginity @ 14 To Michael Jackson’s Nephew Tito Jackson

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Kim Kardashian admits losing her virginity at age 14 after her Mum Kris Jenner’s adviced her to go on the pill.

Back in 2012, Kim told Oprah she was ‘almost 15’ when her mother agreed to put her on birth control.
She explained that the decision came as a result of her desire to lose her virginity to her boyfriend of two years.
Kim said:
‘When I did want to have sex for the first time I was almost 15’, adding her liberal mom was open to discussion about the topic.
‘I was like, “I think I’m going to, or I want to,” and she was like, “OK, so this is what we’re gonna do, we’re gonna put you on birth control,” and she was like, really open and honest with me.’
Kim has previously talked of spending her 14th birthday at Jackson’s Neverland ranch
‘When you drove up, there were baby elephants and chimpanzees in overalls, and there was all the rides. It was everything you can possibly imagine,’ she previously told People magazine.
However, she never revealed who she lost her virginity to or admitted she dated Tito in those interviews.
And now a new book titled Kim, by biographer Sean Smith has revealed who Kim lost her virginity to as Tito Joe Jackson, the son of Michael’s older brother Tito.
Speaking about Kim last year, TJ, who is married with three children, told Britain’s Reveal magazine:
‘I still talk to the family every now and then, though not too much because our schedules are pretty busy.
‘I dated Kim when my mother passed away, so I was actually quite close to the family when I was young.’


'I Haven’t Been Having Sex, But I Get Horny'' - Rihanna Reveals

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Rihanna Said;

‘I haven’t been having sex or even really seeing anybody. I don’t want to wake up the next day feeling guilty. ‘I mean I get horny, I’m human, I’m a woman, I want to have sex. But what am I going to do – just find the first random cute dude that I think is going to be a great ride for the night and then tomorrow I wake up feeling empty and hollow?’

Photos Of Nigerian Supermodel Betty Adewole

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Nigerian-British Model, Betty Adewole, is a super-sexy force!

The 22-year-old, who became the new face of Tom Ford Beauty’s Spring/Summer 2014 Ad Campaign last year has been labelled “the newest Naomi Campbell on the block”.
Since she was discovered in 2007, while walking down Tottenham Court Road, she has walked for several brands/shows and featured on the cover of quite a number of top magazines.

Adewole is very proud of her b0dy

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Tuesday, 6 October 2015

This Is Why You Sleep After Sex

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Is it normal for a partner to fall asleep just after having sex, and does the fatigue sometimes lasts for more than 24 hours? What can I do to make him more resistant?
Many women still seek the answers to these questions. Is it abnormal to fall asleep after intercourse? Not at all. The tiredness that appears after intercourse is a natural reaction of the human body to the effort it has made.
But most times, if a man does not cuddle up with his woman after he has had sex, and if he does not talk and if he simply lays on his back and goes to sleep, it is natural for a woman to jump to conclusions, thinking her partner is simply not satisfied.
Their beliefs are wrong. Here are some real reasons men fall asleep after intercourse:


    Fact > 1 – sex during the night, especially when the human body is already tired, becomes the first argument for the state of sleepiness that occurs after having sex. The actual intercourse does not even have to be very ‘solicitating’. You should keep in mind that sex, by its nature, is very relaxing.

    Fact > 2 – Men ejaculate during org asm, and the hormones that are set free induce the state of lethargy. The sleep sensation manifests more intensely than on a regular basis. Even if the tension of the body is a positive one, it is also a very big, almost exhausting one.

    Fact > 3 – Plenty of people tend to hold their breath from time to time while they are having sex. Its rhythm becomes abrupt and the pulse intensifies. Therefore, there is a lack of oxygen, which contributes to the need to rest – nothing serious, everything comes back to normality in the postlude.

    Fact > 4 – The state of sleep should be interpreted in a positive way, because it proves the fact that you have reached an org asm and that everything has gone alright. In rare cases, men who are exhausted during and after intercourse, on a longer period of time may suffer from medical problems. In this case, leave your inhibitions and self-pride aside and have a complete check-up.

    Tip  > 1 – If you are looking for a quick solution, drink coffee before going to bed with your partner. We cannot say that it is a long-term solution, but it is also an effective erotic stimulus. Caffeine can be your main ally in the fight against tiredness; but it can also harm as it can affect the nervous system, making one over exc ited and under revved.

    Tip  > 2 – Really refreshing is a citrus, especially a grapefruit, very cold, right from the fridge. At the opposite pole we find alcohol. Do not use it in large quantities; its effect is exactly the opposite.
    On the other hand, women’s bodies react different; for them the sensations during an org asm are a stimulus. They could be more willing to go for a second ’round’. But still, what can women do to make men more resistant? Don’t worry, as men being men, ‘refill’ themselves!

Sunday, 4 October 2015

The Man Wey Dey Reason Part 5

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“Baba Jay who buy dis Bread and Akara wey una
dey chop?” Snoop asked as we got home. “na
Brainbox oh” Baba jay responded. Man looked at
the direction of Brainbox and said, “Brainbox why
u wear my trouser na?”. “No vex i go soon pull
am” Brainbox responded.
Brainbox loved spoiling other peoples things and
saving his own, i hated him for that because he
had spoilt so many of my things when we were at
Umunkoto.
“MOG is Pkc not coming back tonight?” Snoop
asked. “Yes oh, he will be sleeping in the church
because he will be leading the early morning
prayers tommorow” MOG responded.
The first night i slept in the church, i concluded
that the mosquitoes there were “Holy
mosquitoes”. If you are an unbeliever and you
sleep in the church for a night, the next morning
you would surely give your life to Christ.
The mosquitoes can sting the living daylight off
you. The first night i slept there with Pkc and my
cousin Tochiba, i cried althrough the night. They
gave me a “per seconds billing” stinging, and the
next morning my skin was swollen. But i
wondered why Pkc still loved sleeping there, or
were the mosquitoes tired of his blood?.
“something is smelling like indian h’emp here, do
any of you smoke?” MOG inquired. “No oh, na
that Flow perfume wey all of us spray oh, the
perfume dey smell like Igboh” Man told a fat lie.
One thing i loved Man for was that you can’t just
throw him off guard, he had a response to every
question from his arsenal of lies. He should have
been called “LIEnus” instead of “Man”. “no, i am
sure somebody smoked amongst you guys, i
sense the smell once someone that just smoked
comes around me” MOG said. “but how do you
know?” Brainbox asked.
“dis Brainbox no get sense oh, see the kin
question wey him dey ask, if MOG com say him
wan smell our mouth nkor? Brainbox na because
u no dey smoke nahim make u wan cast us abi?” I
tot.
“how wont i know, don’t u know before i gave my
life to Christ, i was the number one Man of in Poly
Nekede where i schooled, i smoked more than
chimney, i was a chain smoker, so if i come across
a weed smooker i could tell by just smelling the
person’s cloth” MOG narrated. One hearing that, i
saw Snoop moved his body a bit in other for
MOG’s weed sensitive nose not to percieve the
smell of weed emanating from his cloth, Man also
did the same. But i did not move my body
because i wasn’t putting on my cloth, “abi him dey
smell person skin sef?” i asked myself.
“that person that smokes, pls change ur ways oh,
Jesus Loves u, i pray God arrest you soon, In Jesus
name” MOG prayed. “AMEN!!!” we all chorused.
Next morning, as early as 8am man woke me up.
And he told me we should start preparing for
work. I woke Brainbox also. The others were still
sleeping.
“we no go chop before we go?” Brainbox asked.
“no worry we go chop vegetable soup for Mama
Calabar place” Man responded. “who be Mama
calabar?” Brainbox asked. “when we reach there u
go see her” Man answered(his usual way of
answering such question).
Why i so much liked Mama Calabar canteen was
because the place was neat. Not only that,
because that was the canteen most kponkpon
workers ate their breakfast. “mehn! Calabar
women sabi cook oh, i must marry Calabar
woman oh” i concluded as i munched my kingsize
meat.
Mama Calabar canteen wasn’t far from our “place
of work”, so we walked down gulping our sachet
water, like the ghetto boys we were.
“e get one old man wey i want make we go see,
him name na Old solja, nahim be security man for
dis site for night, na him hand key to where dem
dey put cement dey dey, but as him no dey
around dat yesterday him give me the key day
before yesterday make i hold am, but him call me
dis morning say him don come back, so make we
go greet am because that man dey help me well
well, na him house i dey go drink water
sometimes sef, him house no far from here” Man
explained.
“Old Solja good morning” we chorused as we got
to the shanty house. “unu morning” he
responded. “unu come to work?” Old Solja asked,
“yes Sir” Man answered. “unu Madam never
come?” he asked again, “yes sir, she never come,
so we say make we come greet you na” Man
responded. “unu don try as unu come, make unu
sidon na” Old Solja said offering us seat. I
wondered why he replaced “una” with “unu”.
Infact i lost count of how many times he
mentioned the word “unu” for the five minutes
we stood in front of his house. The “unu” was
becoming a rhyme. “no Old Solja, no worry we go
soon go sef, our Madam go soon come, this na my
two friends, this one name na Flow, dis one name
na Brainbox, i come show dem to you” Man
added.
“ok unu don dey go?” Old solja asked, “we don
dey go sir” our spokesMAN responded. “únú
n’gbàmbo” Old solja mentioned the word “unu”
again but this time in Ibo.
Work started earlier that morning.
“Brainbox how come u dey three bags and i still
dey two bags na?” i inquired. “wetin u call me, no
be Brainbox? Ehnn i use my brain dey work na. U
dey use power, me i dey use brain nahim make”
Brainbox responded. “Flow come with me to carry
more bags of cement from the Cement store”
Madam Ifeoma ordered.
As i walked behind her, i continously gazed at her
Television shaped Ikebe, making my d’ick to rise.
My d’ick bulged out of my working trouser
forming a mountainous culve.
We got there, she entered the store and showed
me the bags of cement i was to carry. I carried it.
My d’ick was still as hard as a rock, it seemed she
saw my standing d’ick so she said, “what is this?”
pointing to the direction of my d’ick. “na my
Chiarman, the thing no dey respect himself, na
wetin my Papa give me, shebi u sef get wetin ur
Mama give u for ur back?” i almost said.
She wasn’t actually pointing at my d’ick, she was
pointing to a bag of cement that has torn and the
cement was pouring out. I told her i would come
back to carry that particular bag for us to make us
of its content.
I moved close to the door and Madam Ifeoma
was still standing at the door with her “big nyash”
facing me, she couldn’t even hear the “excuse me”
i was saying. “abi dis woman want make i use my
p’rick nak her nyash? My p’rick go break be that
oh” i tot. “Excuse me!” i yelled, oweing to the fact
that the cement on my head was almost breaking
my neck bone. She finally gave way.
As i finished carrying 12bags of cement from the
store to the site my neck failed me, i was walking
like a robot, “so una go dey here dey work, i go go
carry cement wey una go take work abi? Na Ojoro
oh” i almost said.
Work ended by 5pm, i mixed four bags of rice and
beans, Brainbox mixed Six, Igbakwambo and
Ochagbuoria mixed countless bags.
“oboy i dey hungry oh” I said. “i go carry una go
Soroagwa place go chop Akpu and Ofe Oha” Man
said. “who be Soroagwa na?” Brainbox inquired.
“no worry when we reach there u go see am” Man
answered(his usually way).
Man had a place to satisfy every of his urge,
ranging from; Obele place to Paapa place to
Mama Calabar place and Now to Soroagwa place,
who knows where next, maybe Heaven place?
The only thing i could tell was that Soroagwa in
Ibo means “follow this attitude”. If only time could
speak, it could have told me what lies ahead at
Soroagwa Canteen.
“Soroagwa give me Akpu and Ofe Oha, u go put
three meat oh” Man ordered as we got to
Soroagwa canteen. “wetin i go give u?” Soroagwa
was asking me. I wasn’t listening, i was busy
staring at my u’gly skin, “see me wey i be fine
yellow boy before, see as cement don spoil my
skin, wetin i go do dis my skin now” i tot.
“Bros wetin i go give u na?” Soroagwa asked again,
“ehen, give me the same thing wey u give my guy
but my own go be two meat oh” i responded.
“what of u nkor?” he asked Brainbox. “me i want
the same thing but u no go put meat” Brainbox
responded. “but Brainbox, why u no want meat
na?” Man inquired. “u no know say doctor say
make i no dey chop meat?” Brainbox responded.
“u dey lie abeg, u dey chop meat well well, u no
wan just spend ur money, how much be meat
na?” i said. “Brainbox!! Brainbox!!” i cheered.
“Brainbox enjoy ur money oh, dead body no dey
enjoy oh, na only people wey dey alive dey enjoh
oh” Man added.
Brainbox was a very stingy guy. When we were in
Umunkoto, he would tell me he had no money on
him, and that he had not eaten since morning, he
would even ask me to give him some money for
him to go eat, with the way he begged for money,
they was no way i would not have given him. After
giving him the money, the next moment i would
see him drinking beer at a bar. “abi person fit
drink beer for empty belle?”.
As we ate the food, i continued staring at the
patches of dried cement on my skin. Then,
someone came in. Kate. The adorable Kate.
“pls i want to buy Food” She said bringing out her
food flask. On seeing her, i left my mouth ajar,
with a ball of Akpu in it. She turned to our
direction and i quickly swallowed the ball of Akpu.
“hello!” she said, “hi!” i was the only one that
responded to her greeting, others were carried
away by the delicious Ofe Oha. “ehen whats that
ur name?” she asked looking at my direction. My
brain instantly failed me. I instantly caught
Amnesia. “wetin make u wan know my name na” i
almost said. “ehnnn my name is ehnnnn Just call
me Flow” I stammered. “OK Flow, what are all
these whitish things on ur body, are u well at all?”
she asked. “ehnn i am not well, i have chicken
pox” I lied. At that moment i had Brainbox and
Man giggled, “una dey mad there, na only my
body be like dis?” i cursed within. “ayah!! Get well
soon ok” Kate said and walked out.
“abeg i no dey hungry again, make we dey go
house” i said as i sat down to continue eating.
“mumu!! na because of u fall ur hand for Kate,
nahim make u no dey hungry again” Man said, “no
i don belle full” i responded. “but before we go,
we go enter Oga Benson side go buy Tea” Man
added.
“that Kate thing don pass and u still dey laf” i said
to Brainbox as we walked home. He continued
laughing. What he never knew was that a fight
was waiting for him at home.
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