If You Were The One Marking This WAEC Script, What Would You Do?

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Jokes : Ten sins committed on Facebook

1. You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend- Down- Select under market& on facebook you write:”I love Gucci underwears” *God is watching you*

2. You’re a married man with 2 kids & on facebook you always claim to be single *God is watching yoU.

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Jokes : 90-year-old’s secret

Someone asked an old man, “Even after 90 years, you still call your wife ‘Darling’, ‘Honey’, ‘Love’. What’s the secret?”OLD MAN: I forgot her name 10 years ago and I’m scared 2 ask her.

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Akpos Joke : Condom

Akpos, pastor, goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condoms.
The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get it.
As the pastor Akpos waited for his condoms, one of his members comes to buy drugs and greets him, “Pastor, good evening.”
“Good evening Brother Michael. How are you?” the Pastor Akpos replies.
As they were exchanging pleasantries, the attendant comes back with the pack of condoms and gives it to Akpos.
The member opens his eyes in shock and shouts, “Pastor!!!”
Embarrassed, Pastor Akpos shouts, “JESUS CHRIST!!! WHAT IS THIS??? I said COMBATRINE!!!

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Akpos Joke : Sweet, Sweet Revenge

A policeman stopped Akpos and collected bribe of $70 for driving without licence.However, the policeman forgot his iPhone 6 inside the car.

He has been calling and begging Akpos to return his phone.

He said he used his last cash to buy it. The problem is: Akpos also begged him then that the $70 was his last cash but the policeman refused vehemently to let him go.
Should Akpos return the phone????

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Wrong Direction

 JOKES!!!!!

Wrong Direction

A man was lost in a city and needed direction to a popular guest house. So he approached an old man and the following conversation ensued:
YOUNG MAN: Good afternoon sir. Please, could you direct me to fortune & co. Guest house?
OLD MAN: Good afternoon son. How are you doing today?
YOUNG MAN: I'm very well thank you sir. I missed my way to fortune & co. Guest house. Do you know where I can find it sir?
 

OLD MAN: (thinking deeply for about 10 minutes) I don't think I know son.
YOUNG MAN:(obviously angry at how the old man wasted his time) Thank you sir.
The young man went on his way. 30 minutes later, When they've had a lot of distance between them, the young man suddenly heard the old man shouting and running behind him with a young looking man. So he went back and another conversation ensued...
YOUNG MAN: Sir you called me?
OLD MAN:(panting) my son, this is my first son bola and he graduated from University of Lagos with a first class.
YOUNG MAN: That's wonderful, but what's the point?
OLD MAN: I have just asked him whether he knows fortunes & co. guest house and he said he doesn't know where it is.
POSTED BY AWOLUZ.

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